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Happy to be a part of uncle Kim’s world.
Stefan Suchacki
I'm a man of no fixed hairstyle.
Originally from my mothers womb, I moved into a small terraced cot in a small terraced house and went on to make many appearances in a non paying role. Tired of my non paying position as a screaming little brat I moved onward and outwards into a big world full of weird people, after all this was the 1960's. The 70's gave me my first big break, I think it was my ankle. The 80's saw me and my brothers meet a scrawny little drummer boy who tricked us into forming a band. After all the excesses of failure we disbanded due to public pressure. The 90's saw me free of the opposite sex with time on my hands, this was the time of great self exploration. This was the time for music.
After a few years I managed a boyband who sang heavy metal all whilst practising exhibitionist adulthood. Meanwhile, I was working throughout London and the UK upgrading theatre sound and lighting. I came across many interesting and famous people who didn't recognise me at all, I knew then my songwriting was not my strongest point.
After years of penning songs I realised I would never make the grade. This is when I came up with the idea of writing a massive amount of songs with the intention of getting right up the noses of the mainstream listener. The mainstream listeners would then rally round and stump up enough cash to pay me to stop writing. This plan is still ongoing. Please feel free to donate to this cause.